I have a lot of fleeting thoughts that pass through my mind. Here are some I’ve written down:
Moths are like butterflies that color blind people can appreciate.
Saying that some infinities are bigger than other infinities is like saying that all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
Chickens are so awesome they grow crowns out of their own head flesh.
Tomorrow never comes, by the time it rolls around, it’s today.
And finally: (From my little sister) Ever realize how much farts sound like dubstep?